Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Let's sweat!

The other night, I dared to buy a copy of the 1988 Sweatin' To The Oldies. (It was $8.99 at Sam's Club; so sue me.)

I'm just going to say it: Richard Simmons and his short-shorts will kick your butt.

Above: A lean, mean, killing machine.


You'll spend the first five minutes laughing at him, and the rest of the workout going, "Oh crap, did he really just do a grapevine and am I on the wrong foot I screwed up this whole thing and I CAN'T EVEN DANCE HE'S GOING TOO FAST."

But bless him, he's so darned happy that you're ready to kick your flabby bits to the curb, buy a sparkly tank top and pinstriped short-shorts and pay that ish forward.

I know I will.

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