Sheer brilliance

1. Buy pre-packaged cookie dough at your local grocery store.

2. Preheat the oven to 350.

3. Take out only like a fourth of the package. Arrange on cookie sheet.

4. Bake according to directions.

5. Enjoy the rest of the cookie dough later. And also enjoy your tremendous savings.


Good lord. And all this time I just assumed that society wanted me to eat all of the cookies in one sitting. I ate 8 fresh baked cookies in one sitting and, guess what? I STILL HAVE MORE DOUGH IN THE FRIDGE.

The system has fooled me all this time. Rise above it, and enjoy extra batches of cookies.

Or, y'know, eat all 24 in one sitting. Sometimes that's okay too.