Here it is

Because:

1. I didn't do it on Friday like I normally do,
2. I know my adoring fans love this segment, 
3. and because I'm confident that I have a slew of adoring fans

I bring you your moment of zen (y'know, just to get you through your Sunday-night-into-Monday-morning):

Pizza: A How-To

Now go get that work week, kids. Steal its lunch money and show it who's boss.