God bless us, everyone

Hope everyone had a grand Christmas! I'm sure it was full of glitter, candy canes, and visions of sugarplums dancing in your heads.

Had a lot of fun and made a lot of memories with Mom, Dad, and David. The most notable of these was perusing Virginia neighborhoods in search of abundantly tacky Christmas lights. Attached are two such examples. Two different houses, two amazing vomit-inducing holiday glitz.

Rejoice, y'all.