1. If your iPhone falls in water, throw that puppy in a bag of rice. Good as new.
2. You'd be surprised to learn that the co-worker you thought hated you is now your BFF.
3. Instant mac'n'cheese? Not so bad, actually.
4. Everything looks more 1859 with a faux braided bun.
5. The only people that donate to museums are old, rich, white people.
6. It's okay to eat your weight in rainbow sherbet, but only if you're premenstrual.
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