Is there something fundamentally wrong with me if I'm ready for bed by 7:30pm? The only reason I'm up is because, well, it's socially unacceptable to be in bed by 7:30pm (unless you're an infant or a geriatric).
So here I am, watching stand-up specials on Netflix, wrapped in an afghan, and ready for it to be at least 9:30. That's a bit more permissible, right? (The bedtime, not the afghan and watching Jim Gaffigan talk about Hot Pockets.)
...and now I want a Hot Pocket.
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