So. Whaddya got in mind, soldier boy?

"Wh-who's there?"
"Telegram!"
"Telegram? I don't want a telegram! Go away! ...Who is it?"
"Flowers!"
"Flowers? I don't want any flowers, go away! Who is it?"
"Landshark!"
"What?"
"...A.D.!"
"Oh! You're an A.D.?"
"Oh, yeah!"

Stalking's a little harder than I expected.